"Yarr, shiver me timbers!"

Not having Russian actors is a definite mistake. You have to figure that a good "nuclear wessels" line would have bumped this movie up at least half a grade.

(swirls wine glass)

Having never seen this show, any opinions I might have on it are entirely informed by the AV Club comments section, which analyses Community with the dedication that some people reserve for North Korea.
Therefore it's my understanding that recent regime changes are fomenting conflict, and that Supreme Leader Harmon's…

@avclub-ca4fc44a59d0201cc7d4f760153cb00c:disqus okay, so I'm all fucked up, in an Eastern timezone, and watching a crudely animated supermarket advertisement of a movie on a looping livestream.
None of that actually means I've got a problem.

Just started watching. I am so glad that I'm drunk right now.

Rickard's Red is always nice.

@avclub-98a0a254da8ca766b7d890e7374849ab:disqus c'mon buddy.

I was going to go with Frankenberry. But, y'know.

The nest. We have to find the nest!

I feel like a heineken. Or maybe one of those red beers.

Me too! Now I feel silly.
Not as silly as the people who actually do Capoeira, though.

Now I want to see a Pulp Fiction remake where Chester Cheetah decides whether he wants to rape Mr. Clean or… dammit. What corporate mascot looks like Ving Rhames?

Well there's a lot of different reasons that could happen that don't involve cocaine.

But it comes with a special offer, a guaranteed brand identity.

I cannot help but notice that you're not familiar with Nathan Rabin.

Grocery co-ops, on the other hand? Nothing but bolshevik spy dens.
Hey, I smell a sequel!

The tea might cost $2.99, but the "Kung Tofu" pun can be freely enjoyed by all.
It's like they've already earned my money!

Wait… Capoeira's a real thing?

Copper Blue. Opens with the Husker-Du style hard rock of The Act We Act, then follows it right up with the new sound Bob Mould is chasing with the insanely catchy A Good Idea.