That would actually be pretty awesome.

"Crabwise."

@avclub-006d0d430615db335b735f4f41e425bc:disqus Mom won't buy Ben & Jerry's because they're against families. Anyway it's the house with the Jesus Saves sign, you guys.

@JudgeReinhold:disqus my only hope is to keep innovating.

I've heard he's better at creating mood lighting than he is at real illumination.

My business venture's hard at work right now trying to bring a toilet with its own spinner rim to market. We're also looking at one with a light-up LED display that says YOLO on it.
Truly, it is an exciting time to be alive.

In a way, it almost loops back around to being an honest statement by dint of how obviously bullshit it is. It's basically press release talk for "I like money."

They're a bit like the Amish, but more isolated and withdrawn.

We'll keep on lighting 'till the end…

Up until that moment, he could have been anyone. Anyone who liked big butts.

It was called Rounders.

Tittering.

…and to think I had a choice between that and novelty toilet seats.

Well, I guess this will be good for my basil. I'd say "take that, Chara," but I'm afraid that he would literally pluck me out of the stands.

Wednesdays on Fox!

You definitely can't say the show had no action. Beyonce and her dancers really had some busy bodies. I'm not angry, but she is this year's model. I think that if she knew what you did she'd be a sulky girl.
Sorry. I couldn't resist the opportunity.

Sounds like a neat little curio. And it's on youtube!
http://www.youtube.com/watc…
So now I get to see how Goebbels stacks up against James Cameron. Time for some popcorn.

You should let her know you're interested via a fun little series of clever puzzles and games.
Also, try kidnapping a pet or a family member, to act as incentive.

Kyle Ryan still works here. What he did on that dark December day is between him and his god.

What it actually features is a thinly-veiled version of a self-obsessed emo shitstain.