I've heard Miss Piggy cry…

@avclub-620982009915db2a0b4a49e224bad30c:disqus Goddammit Mohd, I just watched that at work. Why did I fall for this? Now I have to erase the browser history before my boss finds out I was watching a youtube clip about pre-pubescent panties.

After the first time I saw that scene as a kid, the thought of even watching Bambi made me nauseous all through my childhood. So I guess I've got to hand it to that Disney team. They broke my little heart.

So I guess the pig would be the one grunting and the Prime Minister sobbing? Or would it be the other way around?

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For a classy take on eyeball mutilating, nothing beats Un Chien Andalou.

Uh, Mohd? I'm pretty sure your profile pic is of a little girl hiking her skirt up, correct me if I'm wrong?

Naked Lunch remains the most disgusting thing I've ever read, and I've read the Marquis De Sade. I always felt like I had to go wash my hands after reading that book.
That said, I love Burroughs. Can't wait 'till my copy of Dead City Radio arrives in the mail…

Send not to know for whom the taco bell tolls; it tolls for thee.

How they give his own show to Tad Ghostal?
Any given second he could go mad postal.

The remaindered meats aisle always has its own unique bouquet.

That is some freaky avatar symmetry you two have going on.

"I can hear your heart racing from here."

They should replace the bottled water in aid shipments with high-fructose corn syrup.

In some misguided attempt to have us eat a healthy breakfast, my parents used to only buy non-sugary cereals but let us kids sprinkle "just a little" sugar into our bowls.
I can still remember what a quarter-bowlful of nine or ten spoonfuls of thick, milk-soaked sugar-sludge tastes like. Best part of waking up.

@avclub-0d4efaa2c9d1041eb9b8b5319eec8531:disqus I'm still trying to work up the courage myself.

@avclub-9da7cd75ea0d9f80f9348fd3023a83a8:disqus Excessive cheerfulness, ha ha ha.

@Pureguava:disqus Cool story bro.

God help me, I actually enjoyed that coffee-flavoured coke. Like AV Club said, it tasted bizarre, but I always felt compelled to drink it anyway.

If they sold a cologne that smelled like coffee, I would buy it.