Did you come out of your caves because you heard about The Protector 2 3D?

You could keep a journal of your thoughts on pop culture, and get thrown in jail for refusing to pay your old cable bill.

Oops, then. I wouldn't want to accidentally give him hope.

The first time I heard any GBV was when I got some random songs off of good old Kazaa (those were the frontier days of file-sharing, kids) and I thought, well, I can kind of hear a catchy tune in there, but I think the mp3s are corrupted or something, because the sound quality is just fuzzy and terrible and everything…

On the internet, no-one can hear you scream.

I think they're dedicating a whole "part II" to that.

Disarm the settlers.

I bet it's a social networking site for scientologists.

References!

Oh, they got it. They just haven't figured out who's inside of it yet.

Have you seen the price of consumer outrage these days?

He's back!

Wharf Whores

No, but you're foremost among us.

But who have time?

Actually, that's the tagline.

I was kind of hoping this was going to be an adaptation of Timothy Findley's novel The Wars. That I would have paid to see.

The chance of a lifetime.

This sounded bad, but I was wondering what exactly made it "F" bad… until I got to that sentence in the review.

Yes, why didn't they go with the bestiality angle? It's so obvious.