1. You can watch any game you like, if you know where to go looking for the online streams.
2. You're going to get your wish on fighting. It's only a matter of time before it's phased out of the game. And personally, I'm going to miss it. I have seen a six-foot-nine basketball player slap a six-foot-seven player and…

Y'see, it was the sixties…

The next episode will be devoted entirely to Bryzgalov trying to find out who "ownsss" the Flyers.

I have never watched this show, and I don't know what it's about. I'm not sure what compelled me to click on the review. But I ended up reading this whole thing context free. Which probably made it even weirder.
What have I found here? What world is this, where rubber-clad men mumble at us from the shadows?

Your VanDerWerff is broken.

"The other raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela. Once there I shall lie low and assume odd jobs under the name Mr. Pilkington. But perhaps I've said too much."

Matt Leblanc turns in a really committed thespian performance in Lost in Space.

I might not like that scene because I've seen Red Letter Media's take down of the Phantom Menace (which is on youtube, and required watching for anyone who had to sit through that piece of shit movie) but it didn't work for me. Let me get all nerdy for a minute here: in Return of the Jedi, when Luke loses his shit in…

Aw, shit. Someone must have left the quonset door open.

C'mon man.

Fuck. He actually said that? I'm afraid to go check.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Six months of winter, and they still insist on wearing cowboy hats.

Sometimes I yell at Italians to see if they'll give me prosciutto.

Progress marches on.

Flagged for not understanding Sandler's comic introspection and subtle feminine caricature.

Absolutely fucking nothing but Doomtree.

"You can tell the girl in this movie is smart because she wears her hair up and has glasses."

Makes one hell of a neck tattoo.

Whaddya need, a road map?