If he had to get his hair trimmed every time he wanted to see his father, that would explain the near-baldness.

The upside-down-upside.

Well when this site gets closed down tomorrow I guess we'll know why.

I think that's called "life."

Or how about Batman, so you can wear little green panties and die a violent death?

It's a different world, Lego Guy. Solid structures can't be built in minutes. Colorful blocks are not the universally available building material. Little plastic bumps rarely appear on top of things. Black people exist.

I'm kinda surprised no-one said Homer and Marge. But then, George Bush Senior did say they were bad parents.

That Jonas Venture seems like he'd make one hell of a role model. I'm sure anyone would be lucky to have him as a father.

They were actually Bruce Campbell in heavy pancake makeup.

The TV told me it has something to do with Islam.

They're beating the circumscissors by a hair.

As a button! Maybe I will check out that Last Chance Kitchen…

You could try typing one-handed…

Hitlerouroboros

Undigested Voight are playing at the Red Dog on Saturday.
They suck but I'm going anyway.

You heard it here first, folks. Owen Wilson, former rent boy.
TMZ is gonna love this.

I'd bone her structure.

But I thought he said it was a good day?

Fried chicken, cherry pie and whisky.
And yet somehow I don't live south of the Mason-Dixon.

@avclub-795837a258b608bf5c0c1288efa4d59c:disqus , you got a boner?