Oh. It's a Beatles reference!

I like you, you callous son-of-a-bitch.

THE ENEMY IS WITHIN YOU

At least I'm not an armchair intellectual. I spent ten whole minutes at an OWS protest today!

Well Mr Corgan, the true artist assimilates all that he sees and reflects it back outwards, turning the entire world into endlessly multiplying refractions of his own imagination. Sometimes they will return to you changed, but they are ultimately an affirmation of the universe your work has created, and all of us that…

Team Edward!

Crazy and boob-showing? Sounds like the kind of girl I could marry. And then divorce. And then bitterly reminisce on, while drinking Safeway Scotch and staring at the wall in my one-room apartment while collecting disability checks after throwing my back out at work.
I've got my whole life pretty much planned out, you…

I can see her skull…

Once a month, period.

Colicchio doesn't tolerate suck, though. He kicks it the fuck out of the kitchen.

After that conversation, her and O'Neal downed a bottle of Patrón, picked a fight with some bikers, stole a cop car, and roared over to Nathan's Famous, where they bested Takeru Kobayashi in a hot dog eating contest.

I'm liking this series. It's contemplative.
I contemplated.

Hey, my palms are all sweaty.

"I don't really have romantic notions about like, white horses, or whatever."
Dammit O'Neal, that was your cue!

Can't help but notice that this year the prize money is back down to $125 000 and has a different sponsor. Last year it was $200 000 and furnished by Buitoni. You know, that pasta that gives people the shits?
Anyway, goddamned recession, right?

Spotted tonight: Kimya Dawson, Doseone, and TV on the Radio's Kyp Malone.

Colicchio is a muthafuckin' shark. That was goddamn beautiful.

I'm willing to give him a shot. He's no Bourdain, but then, who is?

When I heard there was going to be twenty-nine contestants this year and that the setting would be Texas, I thought "great, they couldn't find any talent, so they're loading up on gimmicks and crazy personalities." But tonight was actually pretty solid.
Still, I give the over/under until another season of Top Chef…

Stick around, kid.