"Mr. Popper's Penguins" was a delightful children's book, goddammit!
At least, it was until this past summer.

So, what happens to the bonds? Do they go beyond time?

Because of quantum!

In that case, I have three words for you: "three-dimensional ewoks."

Very little that is easy isn't worth doing.

Neat.
Oh, and hey, if no one was interested in your horror film, try locking it in a metal box and burying it in the yard or foundations of some new suburban housing development.

KA-POW!

Speaking of beloved childhood films, has George Lucas latched on to this 3D thing yet? How long before he subjects us to that?

There's no "wrong" way to masturbate, @avclub-9ad2f925a32643f541b183503f33a8c6:disqus . Unless it involves choking yourself.

You can say fuck here.
It's okay.

You're either making a joke or need the edit button, and I just can't tell anymore.

"Can I get that latte to go?"

In what sense are you the "final" girl?

Are you suggesting there's something unearned or inexplicable about the massive popularity of Dawes?

And also, Tim Tebow.

Buddhists are the real enemy.
They're like, communists or something.

Looked a little singed though…

So here's what's going to happen in part three: Archer brings Lana and Gillette on board, recruits Pam and Cyril to help solve his morale problem, and then starts his new life as "king of the pirates, he's gonna be king!"

Archer has to sleep with the fan on.
Yet another Frisky Dingo callback…

Cross (and Warburton!) are naturals for this show. Didn't quite feel like this one ripped it the way part 1 did though.