It's a fair bet that most of us did something this past Saturday. Maybe we saw a movie, or went to the bars, or just got caught up with friends.
But @avclub-1eb590c1259ff05809830227e2b7e782:disqus ? littlealex lived.

I guess they'll just have to do fun things inside. Hehehehe.

He stuck around afterwards as an unregistered.
Just another part of the AV Club's exciting history that's crying out for its own Wiki.

You can't keep putting off that hangover forever, Merk.

Well, I certainly miss that unregistered who used to say that certain posts made his "boypussy" wet. Or the one that used to post that "Children of the Revolution" stickman everywhere. Or the "I believe in Sean O'Neal" guy with his incomprehensible weirdness.
Some days this place used to read like the log book of a…

Interesting. In Canada we have a different holiday that happens to fall on the same date. We call it "Labour Day."

Ice Hockey let you fight too, remember? You could get lines brawls going and then the referee would haul one or two guys off to the penalty box.
And just to refresh your memory, here's an NES emulator. Z to shoot, X to pass.
http://www.everyvideogame.c…

The real question is, can he write me an rx script?

I guess it depends on what you're used to.

And his cursed bling?

She's kinda got a Faye Wray look when she opens her mouth.
Just picture her in the grip of a gigantic gorrilla.

Jim Carrey filmed this message in my Aunt's living room.

Poor punctuation, lack of capitalization, a sentence fragment, and you spelled "inappropriate" incorrectly.

And so sweatily, and apologetically.

I think the blog posts used to be for shit like this, back when AVClub still had a blog.

Gams from here to her eyeballs!

Wait. People were mocking Dawes?

Followed by Blackenstein, and the Blunchblack of Blotre Blame?

Well Gary, sometimes mommies and daddies… uh, when they love each other…
@avclub-ccc36675ce8d7286aff56ecccb53d0a5:disqus , help me out here.

NOOO! What hath a creatively bankrupt Hollywood system wrought?