Lykke Li's 1984!

So did William Burroughs.

…peasant.

While snorting blow off a hooker's stomach, no doubt.

Holy crap.

Mine always hangs to the left.

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He's right!

It was Middle Earth all along.

So there I was, spray painting DAWES on factory siding on the ugly side of the tracks. All of a sudden this massive black guy with a doo rag and jailhouse tats appears out of nowhere and walks right up to me. As I desperately try to hold in the contents of my bladder, he just looks at me, looks at what I've written on…

Maybe you're all just special in your own unique way.

Can't you read? There was no midget.
It was a space leprechaun.

I heard you can catch it by reading xkcd.

If the MPAA were just fucking with us, how would we know? Maybe at this point they're making up any crazy shit they want, just to see if it will stick.

I believe the Motherland is what one protects by seeking employment in the navy.

drinking club, I owe you a shot of your preferred beverage.

Too late! Too late!

You can be rude.

Crazy old fart.

With the windows rolled down
My family's long summer expeditions could total anywhere from two to eight hours in the car, so if you only had six or seven albums you were going to hear them all. Over and over again, my parents would play the Pixies' Trompe le Monde, Elvis Costello's Brutal Youth, The Police's…

I wonder
How long will it be before this place gets a juggalo gimmick poster?