Just chipped in. Disgusted that this happened, but glad to be able to contribute to your efforts.

These figs are dry!

I'd go just for the Thermals.

…in which someone will entangle themselves, shouting "first!"

Absolutely nothing, Werewolf Pussy. Absolutely nothing.

Powell's is fucking awesome.

Bipolar Bear thought life was meaningless… until he met his Manic Panda Dream Girl.

Who watches the Watchmen Director's Cut?

Whaddya need, a road map?

Hey! That's the classic Norman Bates you're talking about there.

…writing up snarky missives in blood with a toothpick.

A declarative statement, devoid of humour.
Note the additional "u." We speak the Queen's here.

OH OKAY FUCK.

…where I saw the constellations / reveal themselves one star at a time.

Isn't he from the Twin Cities or something?

Western also shares a town with Fanshawe College, or as the locals call it, Funshawe.

That was terrible. May you catch whatever the portmanteau of C. Difficile and SARS is.

He has become a kind of shorthand, hasn't he? Most people wouldn't recognize Stalin or Mao, but everyone knows who Hitler was.

Bratwurst.

Was ist los?