Yes. Ham night is the best part about being a pirate.

Watched Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy…and was very impressed. I wasn't sure how they were going to compress the story down into 2 hours, but was pleased with the result.

Elizabeth Shue's adorable cold-fusion-inventing physicist from The Saint. Mmmmmmm.

SPOILER (for an 8-year-old series)

A friend of mine was the director/cameraman on this. I'm seriously impressed with his guts in making this film.

Best lines were when the sister says they may as well have sex somewhere comfortable, and Simon answers 'of course, only in her vagina'.

Yeah, I'm more surprised that they got away with all this stuff considering they look a bit foreign…

Oddy enough, Topshop is not popular with UK hipsters. Do the Malaysian ones know something we don't?

You're voting for a third-party candidate?
Sure, throw your vote away.

There is one exception. I fucking hate Driver Dan's Story Train.

So basically,
Our options are live in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, or listen to "You're Beautiful".

SARSapalooza was when I started to have some grudging respect for Timberlake. He just dodged the bottles and kept on singing. And he admitted that no one was there to see him, he just really liked Toronto and the Stones and so wanted to be in the show.

time
Wait, are you really going to do these one at a time, once a week, instead of three at a time like the other classic shows? Cause that means we'll be at this for 20 years, and this "internet" fad may have petered out by then…

My Roomba is already out to get me.

1979. And for some reason I still consider anyone born in the 1980s to be children. (Including my 28-year-old brother)

Will you stop pretending I've never been born
now I look a little more like that guy from Korn?

I fucking hate Rush.

Wouldn't it have been easier, and more economical, to call it XXX? Probably would have sold a lot more copies too, though most would be disappointed it wasn't porn.

I think that line was lifted from the book, when they were talking about Reservoir Dogs. I never really understood why they changed that.

Owen Meany is probably my favourite book. Garp is excellent as well.