Aw shucks! There goes my plan for Sharknado 3: We are in Kansas Anymore (takes place in Kansas)

Made a spotify playlist of this article. Just for funsies:
open.spotify.com/user/12131…

"city of tiny lights" - zappa

Michael Keaton needs to do a Multiplicity sequel. STAT!

I'M A MONSTERRRRRRRRRRR!!