Bill Beclichick remains history's greatest monster.

"John Jay Smith!"
Wait a second, I have another call.
"Michael Jackson!"

A complaint about "Complaint Box." Delicious.

I never saw Ted, but I have to believe it has something worse

50 Shades of Gray Sweatshirts: The Bill Belicheck Story

Never tell me the odds against Christmas

I am not interested in your script. I am interested in the $640 million in negotiable bearer bonds that you have locked in your vault.

That Superstition clip is great

It's also looking bad for Skynet Brewing Company's "I'll Be Bock"

Yup, that's when I stopped reading and headed to the comment section.

I wouldn't be surprised if your company already has a fragrance policy. It's become a pretty common thing for companies because they legally have to accommodate people with allergies. If they do have a policy (check the handbook or wherever else they keep policies), you could contact HR and ask them to enforce it…

Yeah, that was embarrassing. Maybe K&P's best known skit and SNL ripped it off in episode one.

1. It's coarse
2. It's rough
3. It's irritating
4. It gets everywhere.
5-10?

I'm seein' double here! Four daughters!

Yes, it was

There is nothing worse than that twinkly piano music and Jim Nantz talking about the Masters to break up the awesomeness that is the NCAA Tournament

He couldn't think of a lumberjack reference, and that's ok

Now, to play a video game cost a quarter, and in those days, quarters had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me four bees for a dollar!," you'd say.

The World Is Not Enough is seriously underrated. Sophie Marceau is great, Carlyle is not bad, the locations were interesting. I'm not sure if Denise Richards/the Christmas Jones character is the only problem, but it's a big problem.

My second favorite quote from "Guy in crowd." My favorite is "Oh yeah, the taxes. The finger thing means the taxes"