In a way, you're both winners. But in another, more accurate way, Barney's the winner.

For @Eat_Up_Martha:disqus, it is the best of times and it is… the blurst of times?

You used to say Live and Die
But if this ever changing world in which we're livin
Makes you give in and cry
Say Repeat if Desired

Even leaving the AV Club can't stop Siiimmss from giving a bad review to a great show

On packaging, no one can hear you scream

What else do I have to say!

You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff cause Allah's the one.
We are here to start some trouble
We are here to do the Taliban Shuffle

"More like Saturday Night Dead… Velvet Cake"

If that's not on the movie poster, I'm not going

Sexual Dark Chocolate

401(k) match… up to 5%!

I used to love listening to AT40 in the 80s and have been enjoying the replays on the 70s station on XM. I hope they find him.
(A whole comment without a joke. That was difficult.)

Red NO standing by

That sounds good.

What is Cajun style matzo ball soup? I'm intrigued. Also very glad that Passover is over.

It would be weird of a writer of fiction to make up fake events. As a sidenote, I loved the season of West Wing where President Bartlett won World War II in 1943. Greatest. Generation. Ever.

4 THE MARE

Oh the indignity….

I just wish she'd wear some sleeves. I think she's fine looking, I just hate looking at that splotchy tattoo on her arm.

No way I'm upvoting Hitler. Even if I want to….