Then why am I wearing watermelons on my feet?

Agnes and Ringabel's voices set my teeth on edge. That and the boring dungeon designs meant I didn't play for very long*.

The Boy with a Car Horn in His Side.

I agree. He's nerd evil. He's a Gamergater.

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No, that would be amazing.

Ugh. Doesn't Breitbart have a movie section you can comment in?

I like this because it means that Luke didn't leave a little girl with slavers on a planet just like the one he despised.

That was the only season I watched, and there are few things better than doughy Leno-impersonator Taylor Hicks awkwardly latching onto "Soul" as his brand.

No, that's a real anecdote from Clark.

I'm always concerned that Major is going to die. I'm amazed what he and the writers have done to make what could have been the bland love interest into they guy I'm worried the most about every episode.

I really like P3's fatigue mechanic, because you don't lose SL time going to Tartarus. It mostly keeps you from doing the most boring part of the game for too long. And it basically disappears by mid-game, anyway. I'm finding P3 a lot more mechanically sound than P4 in a lot of ways, actually.

I teach lower income kids and my biggest concern is how many of them don't seem to have much of an interest in anything, much less their own futures.

Persona 4 has an incredibly slow start, but I encourage you to keep going because you've finally gotten to the part where you get control. Now you'll get to pick who you want to hang out with and when to go to the TV world. (Protip! Try to go to the TV World as little as possible because it takes away from Social…

And yet he still hasn't visited every state.

Especially Eleanor Rigby.

Did Wander get cancelled?

The villain Dowd is hinting at is a revamped, brooding Nuclear Man.

Yep, it doesn't make sense even a little bit.