Because, you see, I am the Opposite Guy.

Hot Saucerman losing what little Irish accent he had and then getting it back with a line from Taken was great.

Leonardo Dicaprio? Low blow, guys.

Past stars…Ben Affleck
Low blow, guys.

Hmm…so is he grown-up Link from the future timeline with no Ganon to defeat?

Damning with the faintest of praises.

I believe he's specifically the Hero of Time, returned to childhood at the end of Ocarina and never given the opportunity to be a hero. That's some devastating stuff, yo.

no no no no no no no

Last year I was convinced for like half the season that Major wasn't long for this world. Thomas and Ruggiero are really good at keeping the stakes high.

With Neil Degrasse Tyson as Baxter Stockman.

Ed Tom's final monologue directly contradicts the nihilistic view, I think.

Our cultural heritage is disappearing!

Julia will in time both outpace and outlive you. Hail Julia!

She's a real dragon wagon? That's basically Christopher Walken's version in that really funny SNL sketch where he's sanitizing his high school production of Grease. "You know that I'm not braggin' / Have you ever seen a dragon?"

Whenever Prismo's involved, Jake seems to be better written, at least that's my feeling.
True, man. Their personalities really complement each other.

Skeleton is their best song.

Have any of you even seen a chicken?

Speaking as a fan of all three of those properties, I want the hell out of it.

Cool. Cool cool cool.

It would work really well as a mid-season, winter finale, "Everything you know is wrong" event. That's how it's set up in the book.