30 Rock, I'm going out for cigarettes. I'll be home for dinner.

Help the people, the thing that happened, happened to.

That was absolutely perfect.

"GIVE ME MORE TIME, JACOB! I BEG OF YOUUU!"

One of the minor things that has always kinda bothered me each episode is Diana's tattoo. Like, isn't that a physical trait that, in the highly unlikely event that someone recognizes her as an agent, might burn an alias?  

I have never been more emotionally satisfied with a scene from a tv show than when this happened:

"And then MeatCat flies away on his, ummm, skateboard."

It seemed quite abrupt for them to kill Dennis so soon, but according to the promos, this new politician villain seems to be an absolute vile guy, so maybe we can have a good showdown for this last part of the season.
And might I add, I just love it when Neal wears glasses.

"I'm spontaneous! For instance, I started talking before I had an example of how I'm spontaneous!"

What is the deal with that anyways? Is Ed Helms filming a movie or something? I personally don't mind, Andy was just abhorrent, but the whole gone off on a boat thing is just utterly ridiculous.

"I'll be NBC's Head of Publicity. You'll never see me again, I'll be on a beach somewhere!"

"Look at all the wood to be worked."

"Look at all the wood to be worked."

I thought the same, but I just checked the listings and it does look like it's gonna count as two episodes. Nooooooooo.

I thought the same, but I just checked the listings and it does look like it's gonna count as two episodes. Nooooooooo.

"We’re getting so close to the end and it’s starting to hurt. " Yes, yes it is.

"We’re getting so close to the end and it’s starting to hurt. " Yes, yes it is.

Lance Drake Mandrell?

Lance Drake Mandrell?

I was at the gym, and couldn't hold back the tears. Took everything I had to not start screaming when he got down on one knee. :')