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Try forging that shit.

Sadly, you'll be forced to see Dubya bills first.

How long until we see Keira Knightley bills?

I heard Jason Sudeikis was available.

What? No Seal?

Isn't everything Arcade Fire does "obvious"?

I thought it was the Winnebago from Spaceballs.

Phil Collins asked for a tribute LP and all he got was Nonpoint's lousy version of "In the Air Tonight."

Forget it, Spidey. You'll never win an Oscar.

Justin Bieber's stunt cock, is that you?

Michael Cera as a rusty C3PO.

The should cast Ryan Reynolds for the Jar Jar Binx role.

That's good to know. I assumed Durst had lost his penis to genital anthrax a long time ago.

You obviously haven't heard the new Limp Bizkit track yet.

Sounds like the b-side from the Brüno OST.

I fucking hate drama queens.

They like him cause he's funny. Oh, wait…

Why would "jason sudeikis shirtless" be on the top of the Google search list? The Internet is full of sick mothefuckers, I'm tellin' ya.

Anything would be an improvement over his Dick Van Dyke-grade British accent in "Dracula."