I enjoyed seeing Eddie again. I thought/hoped he would win.

The followed is now the follower who follows in the followation at the following followance.

It is beyond grades. Depths is all we have.

So we would've had a lot more of the cool stuff that was missing from the movie? Add in The Black Freighter and make it two movies.

…as they do. Drop a giant dead squid in the middle of the Crimea, and I
bet Vladimir Put — oh, crap, he's shirtless again, riding a giant
fucking squid.

Isn't Dr. Strangeglove the Syfy ripoff?

"This robot has only one anus! It is useless to me!"

He'd have Victorian-era dancing girls gambol and play upon it's outstretched girth until an olde-timey man in an olde-timey swimsuit used it as a diving board. Then it would detach and fly away as we cut to Mrs Pepperpot watering her begonias as a frumpy blancmange dances in the garden.

BIFFROCK PUNCHTHROW.

Everything's better with squid.

If Terry Gilliam had made it, it would have been great, but it might not have been quite Watchmen.

Los Angeles, New York…guess the Midwest is just sharknado flyover country.

Sharknado vs Naked Cowboy

Here's a link to Bearmageddon, by the co-creator of Axe Cop.

Ashartalypse Now if he's not.

So start a petition to end the petitions.

He's a job creator. Mostly for people who have to clean up his messes.

They gave the government an easy out: "Since Mr Bieber does not have a green card, it cannot be revoked. Good day."

It was new to me. I missed a couple, thought this one was new. I'll be in the clubhouse, sobbing quietly.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine was pretty great last night. It's really hitting its stride.