The really bad thing is when they decide to pre-emptively "return" stuff from your house. Drone flies into your house, grabs a handful of jewelry/electronics/whatever and heads back to Amazon.

"Can you hear the drones, Fernando?"

Maybe you already have.

Can you send them back used for store credit?

Paraphrasing Patton Oswalt on the Star Wars prequels: I don't want to see the kid version of the thing, I want to see the thing. Don't show me [Batman] as a sad kid, show me Batman.

I have a cousin who was supposed to be born on Groundhog Day, but when his head poked out, he saw his shadow and my aunt went through another six weeks of labor.

Kill the mic, replace audio with Gene Belcher-esque fart machine.

Norman Leo Butz as Ned Ryerson. He'd steal the show.

Tomorrow, tomorrow,
what if there's no tomorrow,
there was no tomorrow today

It will open and close on the same night, but somehow will have run for years.

Ooh, already done for me. Cool.

Woody Woody Woody Woody. Woody, Woody. WOODY.

I haven't seen it and I haven't seen Orange is the New Black, either. Maybe I should save time and binge-watch a mashup: Orange is the New Orphan Black.

Her accent was more convincing than Bale's hairpiece.

He's the backbone - the nerve center - of a great rhythm and blues band ensemble comedy troupe.

In the revised version, an emotionally-tortured Ben Affleck becomes Batman and saves his wife from the clutches of The Riddler (Matt Damon) just in time, but is gravely injured and becomes addicted to oh, let's say Percodan coated in Meth.

Are you suggesting that she wasn't dropping the coins in the butts, but bouncing them into the butts from across the room?

Maybe he died from the shock of suppositorily ingesting an ice-cold butt-slotted coin.

For those of us watching, yes. Everybody in the show thought Starburns was dead, right?

If by Agent Buff ChadGristle you mean Agent Steelchin Granitefist, then yes.