dan mentos tweet.

Hmmm….nope.

Because he's from the Pacific Northwest. I think it's more interesting that the only female on this map is Lorde in Colorado.

Don't even get me started on those fat cats on Wall Street.

I hope this season skewers aimless youth. Those aimless youths deserve a good skewering.

"You tellin' me that this dude got off on little girls with pigtails?"

HAHAHAHAHA it's funny because he doesn't actually think the things that he is saying. GENIUS!!

Rwandan Genocide

He's a faculty member at the cool community college I go to!

Just finished reading The Picture of Dorian Gray about a month ago so for once I would have won a game of Jeopardy if I was on.

Fair enough. Great interview regardless.

AV Club couldn't resist taking a shot at Psych.

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"Porno"
"Erecter"

You know what other song has exactly 13 maybe's in it? New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down by LCD Soundsystem. I really like that song.

¡Soy el peligro!

and the name of Marty Robbins' fair maiden.

Rob Riggle. Dumb and Dumber. They're connected and they feed back to each other very simply.

Now my facebook friends are recommending "Prison Break" and "Revolution" to supplement the hole that Breaking Bad has left in everyone's hearts. Why can't my friends be as smart as you guys?

irrelevant.