Eli Gold in an upset victory!

If it's not capital letters, it's spelled wrong.

If it's not capital letters, it's spelled wrong.

It doesn't have to be his sword.

It doesn't have to be his sword.

Most of the villagers seem docile.

Most of the villagers seem docile.

You gonna give me odds, or do I have to take this action straight?

You gonna give me odds, or do I have to take this action straight?

God comes first, huh? What if God's trying to sink the ship? He does do that, sometimes.

God comes first, huh? What if God's trying to sink the ship? He does do that, sometimes.

I'm not so sure Connor was a legitimate threat when she killed him disarmed on his knees surrounded by vampires.

I'm not so sure Connor was a legitimate threat when she killed him disarmed on his knees surrounded by vampires.

They cycle. Elena will start to realize that, and she'll gravitate towards Damon. And then he'll turn into a dick and she'll go back to Stephan. This triangle needs to keep going for a few more seasons, yet.

They cycle. Elena will start to realize that, and she'll gravitate towards Damon. And then he'll turn into a dick and she'll go back to Stephan. This triangle needs to keep going for a few more seasons, yet.

We hardly knew thee.

We hardly knew thee.

Deacon isn't as bad as Teddy, but you're right that neither of them are as good as Kyle Chandler.

Deacon isn't as bad as Teddy, but you're right that neither of them are as good as Kyle Chandler.

Nobody likes the husband.