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He just took her fingers?  They should have shown her walking with a strange limp the whole time, with the big reveal that Hank cut foot loose.

Is gameplay linear, or can you go separate ways?

Also, it has Bert Convy!  Though I don't know if the circumstances of his own death create add to the irony/tragedy of the story.

I love this movie, but something I've never been able to answer (in a satisfactory manner, anyway) is "Where was John Candy going?"  (Um, *Spoilers* I guess.)  His wife has been dead for several years, he has a trunk full of who knows what, and he's trying to get to Chicago by Thanksgiving.  For what?  Is she buried

Understood.  I suppose the part that made me feel old was that it took me a second to realize that most of the under-30 crowd wouldn't make that connection.  But my memories of O.J. are not of football, or of the murder trial, but of Hertz commercials and Naked Gun movies.

Does it make me old if my first thought after the O.J. line was "Oh, like the Hertz commercials!"?