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It seems to me like you're the EX!pert

It's my way, til payday

Portia reads the papers!

Hello! Insurance is my game, Larry is my name…rapingwasanothergameofmine…

from Clinton's Harlem Headquarters

Maybe if he took Kimiko-tan with him…

Rhyming "chains" with "chains" - I thought we said "no" to this after 2 Live Crew rhymed "mama" with "mama" with - "Save your drama for your mama, all I want is that hoochie mama"

I don't know if it's a race thing. If I were to happen upon this group of people I would be eternally bent on destroying them as well. Truly, the non-whites on the show are the real heroes.

What color is your hair?

I would like to see exactly how he was able to negotiate that rotary phone.

#12 had me unglued last night. It was cut so close she was almost interrupting him.

He learned the Sprite trick from Martha Stewart.

Resuming his gig as an upscale Swiss gigolo?

I saw them at the Melkweg and it was one of the best live performances I've ever seen. I wasn't a fan of the material, but the show was great. Had the performance been off, I would have probably hated it as the album was featureless and annoying in a Charlatans "Wonderland" kind of way.

standing ovation

Right? I mean, everyone knows Jimminy Cricket is the blackest motherfucker in show biz. In this show he looks like he's about to return a pair of dockers because they're too edgy.

So, both Maine and Manhattan are "whites only" in your world? Sounds awesome!

Why is this show so goddamn white? Apart from The Mirror and Mulan, has there been a non-white regular or featured player in any of the seasons?

I really hope the Storybrook crowd doesn't get ran off "angry villagers" style by the outside world. Maybe the "Her" is H-Ursula?

"ELEVEN!!"