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watch your goddamn mouth

WRONG

@avclub-96f15daceb6669363fbf7f762ed57703:disqus Alison Brie's agents sound like terrible people.

You watch your mouth!  Reece Witherspoon is an American Treasure, like Hamburger Helper or Firestone tires.

Why don't more people quote Overboard?

IT'S BILL PULLMAN YOU FOOL!

Tony Danza

ALEC GUINNESS

Where Bunheads at, String?  WHERE THE FUCK IS BUNHEADS??!??!?!

the fuck Bunheads at?

it wasn't a sequel.  It was an excessively non-gritty reboot.

fookin prawns

But the scene in the show didn't have a dude playing "The Bear & The Maiden Fair" in the background, so that's a demerit right there.

yeah she's solid

how to answer that without spoiling something?

Dave's not here man!

So "fat" is a swear now?

Psh.  I was into indie chicken processing before it was cool.

I assume this is the episode of The Carrie Diaries where we find out what Carrie did to earn the ire of the old gypsy woman who cast the spell that turned her into a horse.

They are still a two-piece but have always brought up a friend to sing (shout?  scream?  blare?) on a song off of one of their earlier albums.  The name of it is escaping me right now.