Harvey Fierstein?

I'll wait for the gritty reimagining.  Oh wait…

I'd also recommend "Chasing Heather Crazy" as a good starting point song.

You're basing your hatred entirely on song titles?  Pollard's been pulling song titles out of his ass since the 80's. I'm more surprised that this album has a song that's just called "Birds."

I wholeheartedly agree with this.

Only 17 tracks?  What the fuck?

No mention that this is to the tune of the Sunday Night Football theme by Faith Hill?

Ted Danson is the coolest man on the planet.  He's so awesome that when it was announced he'd be the new lead of CSI, I almost considered watching CSI.

i heart you for making this reference

This guy is as terrible a rapper as he is a human being.

HALF MAN

no, seriously, he's terrible: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

this guy sucks

napalm does a great bit about airline peanuts that will have you rolling

Chris is THE WORST!

Well done, sir.

Wait… soooo…. Is this going to be an origin story of how she turned into a horse?

SECURITY!

you made the right choice

It's a good thing