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"Exccccellent"

Well I was actually referring to yen, so you still got ripped off.

I would've done it for five. You got ripped off.

My brother and I had those when we were kids.  Man were we annoying.

when you headphones hear it

Holy shit!  Elekibass opened for them on that tour?!??!  I saw of Montreal back in like 2000-01 because my friends' band was opening for them at our student union.  Also on the bill were Elekibass, and we all thought they were amazing. We signed up for their mailing list but never received anything and just assumed

Gojira v. Worverine

Take off your pants and jacket!

You know what movie doesn't get enough recognition?  "Not Another Teen Movie."  The rare parody movie that actually gets shit right and sticks to the concept.

I imagine Krasinski having a very Noah Wyle-esque career

Holy fuck i remember that movie!  Pretty sure it's awful.  How can it not be?

"Trial & Error" was awesome

Apes A'poppin'

RobotPoliceOfficer

God Neeson punched the world in the throat, not the face.

Why?  The Paranormal Activity movies are pretty great.

Let me go grab my gun.

Celebrities who suck are usually too douchey to be tortured.

I want to make a Maverick joke but too tired.  It's been a long day.  Someone do it for me.

Cool… story bro?