Now that's a complaint!

His wife is in a coma.

The elderly will support Trump until Mrs. Choate recognizes him as the guy who mugged him of his marble rye from Schnitzer's.

We go on foot from here!

I have some yogurt in a tube, and you can get it out the same way as the Gogurt.

They were both. The deposit is the same for bottles and cans in Michigan.

Setting up the tripod was probably a bad idea…

The Whataburger one is gone. :(

Nice one!

Absolutely, I 100% agree with that.

At least she was astute enough to say "I'm pretty sure…". That says that there's hope that logic and reason can persuade her.

Is it four total, or four additional ones?

Palmer needs braces!

Born in 1976 buddies!

How do you think that they imagined that alien? Isn't that the conclusion of the movie? That ET was a hallucination brought on by some dank weed?

Most likely you are correct in assuming drunk then naked. Otherwise, it would be clear as day.

I have a basic disagreement with the major sports of the world being in the Olympics. Baseball, soccer, hockey, basketball and such should all be out. Soccer already has an international championship, the World Cup. The others should follow suit.

When will there be a horse mosh pit?

I lost my shit when the slapping alarm clock turned on.

That's the thing. He is a presidential candidate who is carrying the nomination of the Republican party in his pocket. Ignoring him now is too late. It could be said that the media helped fuel his race to the nomination, but how can't they report on the actions and statements of a presidential candidate who had…