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Yeah, that does seem more disrespectful. Playing a radio loudly and making noise would disturb others who are trying to be somber at a very serious and somber place. Playing Pokemon Go can be done silently, and you just look like a doofus that's disinterested, which really shouldn't disturb others nearly as much.

Are they next to the ones that say "Arbeit macht Frei"?

Aw crap. I didn't read down far enough…

First they came for the Pikachus, and I said nothing, because I am not a Pikachu.
Next they came for the… ummmm… Squirtles?, and I said nothing because I am not a Squirtle.

They kept to themselves, but we all watched them warily.

Oh my goodness, that is a real thing.

Yeah, constantly seeing purple clouds around people would be pretty intense. You wouldn't be able to believe anyone smelled good (or even neutral) ever again.

It seems like you've put a lot of thought into this. I appreciate that.

Speaking of Pokemon Go. At my company softball game today, a flock of geese landed on the field and started marching toward us. One of my teammates proclaimed, "I don't know this kind of Pokemon!"

Did you at least have to get off your ass and go into the other room?

These Pokemon are bringing crime, they're rapists. Some of them are nice people, I guess.

Those Fox News types would love to have a war open on two fronts. It would make white males the victims of two attacks!

A man who eats peoples' faces is no one…

I would guess that 90% of the stuff that comes out of Leto's mouth is utter bullshit anyway. If anything, he read a book or, probably more accurately, had someone summarize a book about sociopaths for him.

One of the panelists,Laura Adamczyk, asked, "did I just jizz on my story?"

Most certainly. The return of this haircut is the most baffling.

Today's "nostalgia" is a mix of 80s and 90s.

I'm tired of "news" articles about women's appearances as well. I have zero interest in Kristen Stewart's new haircut, yet I've seen links to several different articles about "why did Kristen Stewart change her hair?!" The answer is, "she felt like it" and truthfully, I don't give a damn about her hairstyle or

All of them seem to be "I had to listen to this song too many times and I hate it."