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- I struggle with having The Force Awakens connected with the other movies as "Episode 7" when 1-6 tell a story with a beginning-middle-and-end even if you can choose to ignore the very beginning

Watching The Force Awakens, it barely felt like Return of the Jedi even happened.

As a fellow 90s kid, I only saw Empire Strikes Back in theaters during the anniversary release.

I wouldn't call myself a superfan of that universe (Twilight on the other hand, can cure insomnia). But as I pointed out, there are tons of interesting things you could do with that concept.

It is a dumb scene. But it its defense, the Order 66 was only 20-25 years old by Return of the Jedi

I tried to watch the first Twilight movie. It was difficult to get angry at it because it was one of the few movies to literally put me to sleep multiple times.

Yeah, there is that.

No one wants anymore Twilight movies.

I wasn't complaining about those scenes!

This episode devoted a lot of runtime to just characters hanging out in Winterfell. It wasn't as breakneck as they were making it seem

The reason the seasons are super long is because twenty years ago Martin thought it would be cool to have a years long winter as an encroching threat in his fantasy series

In the real world, we kind of forgot how to fend off curvy for a while. This is a medieval world that doesn't even have universal literacy. A pleaing of the greyscale is just the first step. There was a specific formula you apply to skin afterward so someone had to do experiments to figure out what it was (and

I do not believe they were armored during the Dance with Dragons when there was regular dragon combat.

Bronn is an annointed knight who has worked for House Lannister for years!

There is no going back to Cersei after she tried to have him executed

There is no way people in the Lannister army didn't train with that thing given that it was inevitable that they'd have to fight those dragons

I'm not Team Cersei. But I am totally Team Jamie/Bronn. So I was rooting for them all the way.

- The Hound demonstrated that he was not completely evil after all that time they spent on the road together (she still essentially left him to die though)

The main issue there is the Lannister stole a bunch of important Tyrell bannermen.

Dear lord, when Orci and Kurtzman's names are on something I know I'm going to forget it (or want to) really soon.