Thank God you are right. I am totally basing my claim on his Horribleness Potential, but his (or Bannon's) stated goals and likelihood of sending limitless people to die if someone insults his penis led me to spot him a few.

I think that's fair. I tried restating it a little more clearly elsewhere, but mainly I base this on the way we've gone from electing the Secret Reptilian party to the I Will Kill and Eat You party. But you're correct, I'm assuming a full term of atrocities.

They DID love it, but they still decided to put it down. That's … is that better?

That's how bad the current fuckstick is. I would rather, with full knowledge of what he HAS done, have this aw-shucks cretin back than have the current administration that will just PROBABLY do terrible things. Because the body count will very possibly go higher, and with even less justification.

Thank you. And yet, he's STILL a better president than Trump. Mother fucker.

One thing I learned this past week was to be careful with the power I don't realize I wield. My assumption is that the 7yo girl doesn't listen to a damn word I say - because she DOESN'T - despite my wife saying she hangs on everything about it. So we've been carpet-bombed with ads for Rock Dog lately, and it looks…

To say nothing of his role as a junior surveillance agent on that one episode of the Golden Girls.

Trump's a legal acrobat, man, and robbin' chumps is what he does best.

"giant, teleporting dog Lockjaw [has{ not been cast."

Hey, what's with the craft brewer dig at the end, man? We were all having fun for a minute there!

YESSSSSSSSSSSS.

Oh, and I feel bad for them that they didn't get VP Tim Kaine because that one about him in footie pajamas was clearly a test balloon.

The "Mike Pence is Terrifyingly Pious" theme has got some legs, but yeah, nothing as heartwarming has surfaced. And why would it, I guess.

Yeah, I'd readily agree with you, but even at the time I could at least see where the monsters were (wrongly) coming from and could chalk a decent amount up to "Of COURSE I'd disagree with them on X." It's why the "We had to deal with Obama for eight years" line rings so hollow: Comparing being a Democrat under Bush…

Absolutely. It depends on the writer to an extent, but Danny's typically kind of a goofball. He's the kinetic energy to Luke Cage's stoic defender in particular. The start of the trailer, where he deadpans "Oh yeah, it's just me, back from the dead" looked like it was heading in that direction, so maybe that's why I…

Howbout we gender-flip every member of the Trump White House who's elected or appointed and leave the rest alone? Decent balance there? Great, somebody call SNL and let 'em know we've solved it.

He would detonate.

Yeah, Mattis is one of the few adults. I won't say he's great, but any disapproval I feel for him is of a GWB White House form, and that's just normal disagreement rather than shock and terror.

Oh god yes. At first I was thinking they should have O'Donnell play Trump, but having her as the guy holding his leash would be SO much better.

I liked this, but it kept feeling like it was being set up for some humor, and then nothing. Not saying it needs to be JOKES (cue DCCU lamenteers), but right now I'd like to see a little more set it apart from Daredevil.