I've read all the books, so I was at no risk of hoping it would be good. If it hits "inoffensively hacky" and cuts down on lengthy travelogues, I'll call it a win.

I've only watched one season of American Idol (this one), but I watched the SHIT out of it. This was the one with Jason Castro, the goofy stoner "I was thinking Bob Marley!" guy, right?

Yeah, and it's even a bit more plausible. The alternative would be that there are multiple evil corporations creating genetic anomalies, which you'd think something would leak out a bit more widely.

Although keep in mind, Daredevil's beautiful fight sequences have real consequences. He gets the shit kicked out of him, he just gets less of it kicked out of him than he kicks in turn (man that's some difficult parsing), and then he aches and bleeds and suffers. One of my favorite things about the show is its…

Hm. I bet flashbacks'll be a thing. I mean, they have been for both series so far.

I laughed out loud at a time I was not expecting anything of the sort. And, to be just a bit pedantic, the full (even more hilarious) line is "Awwww, it's Patsy!"

On the other hand, you're no WORSE than a rapist either.

"One of the most refreshing things about Jessica Jones is that it
doesn’t linger on origins, so the introduction of a shady organization
with connections to Jessica’s powers makes me nervous about the
direction this show could go if it ends up getting a second season."

This, too, is what I think.

So that was YOU.

The bizarro Power Girl actually covers up a bit.

Points for Crash Test Dummies, now lets never speak of them again.

All Gotham's villains fascinating and complex! Bizarro want to see more backstory of when they were old!

Terrible news! You are annoyed to know this! Hello!

Well, he did write that he was sorry a hundred zillion times. That kind of repetition tends to get inside you, Dolores Umbridge style.

I look forward to following the triumphs and tribulations of men of the Mississippi Burning.

One mouth is nothing. Two is actually kinda fun. Three takes some stamina, but most will think "Okay, I can do this." Four mouths, though? And ALL-STARS? Grueling doesn't begin to describe it.

The song has one verse. Ever since I realized that, it's bugged me.

If you find "All I Want for Christmas is You" barely tolerable, the problem isn't the song.

Nowhere near enough good things can be said about The Princess and the Pony.