That was funny and exactly as long as it needed to be.

I know, but this is the justification - that the infinitive in German is a single word and thus cannot (typically) be split - that's floated countless pedantic English teachers' red pens.

This would be totally on par for the Walking Dead comic. [SPOILERS for comic latecomers I guess] Remember Tyrese's miracle escape? Or Carl losing probably a third of his head to a stray bullet then surviving with just a missing eye? Kirkman loves having it both ways.

Agreed. It'd be like the jive scene from Airplane without subtitles.

I'll not have you claiming all genders are assholes on my Internet, sir.

Quick show of hands: How many people clicked so they could make some sort of "Whores Week, eh?" comment, then were disappointed when they saw one had already been made?

Because German. Which is also why we're not supposed to split infinitives even though there is no practical reason to never do so.

And where did www.www.www.www. get you?

Dang, I hadn't even noticed the acronym. Well done, Comment Squad!

We've also stopped saying "webbe-site."

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE ETHICS IN GAMING JOURNALISM??

I don't know that he is.

You're too hip for the room, alfajerk.

Well, his avatar IS wearing a fedora. I suppose we should expect this.

No, no, we're wishing death on the masses based on ASSHOLE identity.

Nope, you're right, they've been separated a few times. There've also been some spans when he was just Hulk all the time. Grey Hulk (AKA Joe Fixit) was during Peter David's run - smarter, more in control, not as strong or quick to anger.

Banner talks to the Hulk all the time. Scenes where they're arguing in his head are pretty common to the comic.

I just can't bring myself to read Lumberjanes now that Noelle is gone. I'm sure it's good - there was an entire high-quality team involved - but it's just not calling to me.

You guys do more of a "fantastic entity" thing.

Well, his dick to his lips is just how his face normally is, so it'd be unremarkable.