The review left out one of the best performances this episode: Agent May's golf skirt.

I'm enjoying the show thus far, but the sex & relationships business is wearing thin. Seeing the synopsis - "Gonzo tries online dating" - drew the first involuntary eyeroll I've had for this show, and I hope this isn't the well they're going to for the entire run. There is SO much funny stuff they've pulled off…

Yeah, my wife kept recognizing locations and saying "Oh, yeah, that's a shitty place," "No, you don't go there." Afterward she said she'd forgotten all the awful places in the city because it's been so long since she's had to drive through them.

And it was a movie!

Now be nice.

That Benders cast description is bizarre. You say it's using The League's model, but then you describe four male leads who are the exact fucking characters from the League, only apparently less nuanced. Maybe in reality it's not quite as much of a ripoff, but in the writeup, it sounds like it's exactly like Stummies.

Yeah, as I think on it, I suppose those would have to have already existed.

Frank is the Reposado of Stallones.

The IDEA of Playmobil has always been great - way more accessories than Lego - but none of the things work together. Can't get them to hold anything, can't make them stand up, and somehow their vacant smiles and staring soulless eyes wind up on the opposite side of the Uncanny Valley from Lego figures. This should…

I would've guessed CW.

Along these lines, one of my favorite things about SU is the episode descriptions (or at least the ones on Xfinity). For example, this one is set up as "We finally get a look inside Steven's bathroom."

You're fine - that guy only signs in every few months or so.

In the future, all news is drawn from old Bloom County strips.

They don't. Their faces are twisted into an orgasmic state of rage.

Something something Inclined Plane something

Out of curiosity, what did it for you? For me, it was "flaxen-haired jagoff."

Same here. If they were smart, they'd add in some kind of detector for when people get halfway through a Newswire article, stop, and scroll back up to the byline. The one with the most hits gets to be Newswire editor.

Wait, people still hate Fall Out Boy?

Man do I like your dad. That was the biggest problem I had with the trailer too, as my long-suffering wife could attest.

Dammit, AV Club, don't get me excited about Kesha's career being over then make me feel terrible when you reveal the reasons.