I feel weird posting this, but I made a blog post on this same subject last week. Because seriously, FUCK this song. Um, remarkably NSFW. Sorry. I'll show myself out.

I feel weird posting this, but I made a blog post on this same subject last week. Because seriously, FUCK this song. Um, remarkably NSFW. Sorry. I'll show myself out.

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1. Picard was a diplomat, Kirk was a showoff. Kirk's accomplishments were flashier, but Picard's were more important.

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1. Picard was a diplomat, Kirk was a showoff. Kirk's accomplishments were flashier, but Picard's were more important.

I think we're all forgetting the most important aspect of "If These Walls Could Talk 2", which is that it contains ELLEN'S BOOB.

I think we're all forgetting the most important aspect of "If These Walls Could Talk 2", which is that it contains ELLEN'S BOOB.

Sister Christian is probably my all time favorite Guitar Hero song.

Sister Christian is probably my all time favorite Guitar Hero song.

It was my 11th birthday!

It was my 11th birthday!

FUCK YEAH PHIL OCHS SHOUTOUT

FUCK YEAH PHIL OCHS SHOUTOUT

Boy, 14 year-old CaptainFUN liked this movie a LOT. Seems like it might actually be good!

Boy, 14 year-old CaptainFUN liked this movie a LOT. Seems like it might actually be good!

I saw that Chyna tape. I still see it when I close my eyes.

I saw that Chyna tape. I still see it when I close my eyes.

My first french kiss was with Billie Joe Armstrong. TRUE STORY.

My first french kiss was with Billie Joe Armstrong. TRUE STORY.

I had a really bad breakup a few years ago, and some time later I drove around for several hours listening to "End of the Road" on repeat while crying. I hear it all the time now, and it makes me feel WEIRD. In a good way, kind of. Cool story.

I had a really bad breakup a few years ago, and some time later I drove around for several hours listening to "End of the Road" on repeat while crying. I hear it all the time now, and it makes me feel WEIRD. In a good way, kind of. Cool story.