Also spawning jets from utter nothingness, THEN flying them into buildings.

Also spawning jets from utter nothingness, THEN flying them into buildings.

It was a 'name our new mint flavor!' contest. And since Stride is advertised as being especially long-lasting, I went with "Mintfinity." I'm not especially proud of it, but that's what I came up with. I then promptly forgot about the contest.

It was a 'name our new mint flavor!' contest. And since Stride is advertised as being especially long-lasting, I went with "Mintfinity." I'm not especially proud of it, but that's what I came up with. I then promptly forgot about the contest.

@avclub-77b18ff392798e8e52b7f83004902be8:disqus nailed it below.

@avclub-77b18ff392798e8e52b7f83004902be8:disqus nailed it below.

I love this feature SO MUCH. Also I very nearly won a contest Stride put on once a few years back.

I love this feature SO MUCH. Also I very nearly won a contest Stride put on once a few years back.

I haven't seen a ton of other mentions of Shadow of the Colossus. MAN was that great. Truly beautiful and haunting through and through; I think it was a big step towards video games being a legitimate art form. Also, the stabbing was fun. Fun and SAD.

I haven't seen a ton of other mentions of Shadow of the Colossus. MAN was that great. Truly beautiful and haunting through and through; I think it was a big step towards video games being a legitimate art form. Also, the stabbing was fun. Fun and SAD.

"Anvilaniaaaaaa. Anvilaniaaaaaa."

"Anvilaniaaaaaa. Anvilaniaaaaaa."

I hate people who talk during movies. That said, when the Talia reveal happened, I found myself shouting out "HOLY SHIT, IT'S TALIA!". Then the girl I was with shushed me. And I didn't make up the girl so I'd seem cooler. Then the entire audience got mad so I fired off my grappling hook and escaped.

I hate people who talk during movies. That said, when the Talia reveal happened, I found myself shouting out "HOLY SHIT, IT'S TALIA!". Then the girl I was with shushed me. And I didn't make up the girl so I'd seem cooler. Then the entire audience got mad so I fired off my grappling hook and escaped.

Something TERRIBLE happened to me.

Something TERRIBLE happened to me.

TRUE STORY: One time my ex-girlfriend and I watched Holy Grail while on mushrooms. And literally within the first 5 minutes I was laughing so hard that I pissed myself. And the fact that I'd pissed myself was HILARIOUS, so I told her about it, and she laughed so hard she pissed herself. And we just sat there laughing…

TRUE STORY: One time my ex-girlfriend and I watched Holy Grail while on mushrooms. And literally within the first 5 minutes I was laughing so hard that I pissed myself. And the fact that I'd pissed myself was HILARIOUS, so I told her about it, and she laughed so hard she pissed herself. And we just sat there laughing…

When I was 13 I went to Catholic military school. It was a BLAST. Anyway at one point in our 'Catholicism is AWESOME' class, we got into a discussion of the gays.

When I was 13 I went to Catholic military school. It was a BLAST. Anyway at one point in our 'Catholicism is AWESOME' class, we got into a discussion of the gays.