With every Community notification, my heart says "This time it's going to say Dan Harmon back as showrunner and also the fourth season has been extended to ONE MILLION EPISODES." But then I come to the article and it breaks a little more.

With every Community notification, my heart says "This time it's going to say Dan Harmon back as showrunner and also the fourth season has been extended to ONE MILLION EPISODES." But then I come to the article and it breaks a little more.

I 'liked' this, but I wanted to also add a comment because it was fucking brilliant and deserved more than a mere like. KUDOS.

I 'liked' this, but I wanted to also add a comment because it was fucking brilliant and deserved more than a mere like. KUDOS.

How awesome is this show? We're having a conversation in which the sentence "Her stillborn scaly monster baby didn't result from her family's centuries of incestuous breeding, but rather a witch's curse?"

Stevie Wonder AND Stephen Colbert.

With the giant Q-tip. Goddamn, how embarrassing.

I saw Independence Day at a huge, packed theater on the Fourth of July. During the scene where the dog almost gets blown up but then SUDDENLY DOESN'T, literally dozens of people leaped from their seats to cheer. It was surreal and it was awesome.

Or a Nazi!

Is there a Big Ear Family, I know SNL has been scraping the barrel for a good 20 years, and the Big Ear Family is almost certainly a joke, but I kind of WANT there to be a Big Ear Family. So we can look back and say "Remember when SNL did the Big Ear Family? What were they THINKING?"

All I want from Archer are more episodes. Like, one a day for the rest of my life. Also, obviously, a Krieger spinoff. And some nicely made Cheryl pornography.

I met James Marsden once. He was friendly and pretty short.

Check THIS shit out:

One time, I watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail while on mushrooms. And the opening credits scene, with the fake credits and the moose and the llamas made me laugh so hard I pissed myself in front of my girlfriend. And knowing that I was peeing myself and couldn't do anything about it made it EVEN FUNNIER.

I got the "best" ending without touching multiplayer. You just have to be AWESOME.

Also they made pretty much the best movie OF ALL TIME.

Do you… do you want to make out a little bit?

I stand at exactly 6'2", surprisingly. I'm a large man, and I think the juxtapostion of that with my weird take on gender norms is sometimes endearing. Also sometimes offputting. Depends on the person, of course.

We're still proud of that election around here. Whatever, other 49 states. We were right.

I seriously just laughed aloud at REMEMBERING this joke. Heavens.