I knew about Shaggy and Scooby, but some of those others were shocking!

Diet Products
This product is a brand new, innovative weight loss program with the goal of "liaising" people from conventional eating habits to healthier organic ones while losing weight and supporting the body 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

No doubt
"Gravity" will be a very serious movie.

This product. . .
is a salad dressing and sandwich spread manufactured by Kraft Foods. It is often used as an alternative to mayonnaise in recipes, although it is sweeter and has additional spices.

This American actor. . .
was the elder brother of "Gunsmoke" star James Arness.

Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman is not exceptional in appearance, and she is not funny. I'm tired of the "Oh, she's a cute girl *and* she's funny" excuse that I keep hearing. She's a nice-enough looking woman and she is not funny.

On Sundays this comic strip includes a side feature called "Dog Gone Funny," in which one or more panels are devoted to dog anecdotes submitted by the fans.

Blessed Oil
Turned my hair white and made my moustache disappear.

Who is. . .
This American jazz bassist and singer was born October 18, 1984 in Portland, Oregon, and is scheduled to appear on Austin City Limit on February 13, 2010.

Oh, that's right, ZMF's vocabulary is severely limited. All the more reason not to encourage him.

Teen stars for $800
This American recording artist and actress was born in Nashville, Tennessee on November 23, 1992.

Really?
This AV Club poster and his ilk already get too much attention and need not be encouraged.

Animation for $800
This 1968 animated feature film based on the music of The Beatles, though The Beatles themselves appear only in the closing scene of the film.

A True Innovator
The gentleman will be greatly missed.

TV cooks for $800
This cook, T.G.I. Friday's spokesman and Food Network star's last name was originally "Ferry*."

Young hipsters
You young hipsters should take more pride in your appearance.

Hello, American actor and retired professional wrestler who was born August 11, 1953 (by the way, belated Happy Birthday). So good to hear from you in this forum.

Trademarks for $400
This company name was coined by its founder from the Danish phrase "leg godt," which means "play well".

Rock-n-Roll Johns for $600
This John was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1994, and was knighted in 1998.

In fact, I consider touching fabric a form of handployment.