Wait, that's a Star Wars character. How did she do that? What did she use for thing on head, and how did she make herself all blue? Since other posters clearly did not follow the link, or they'd be asking these questions, too, here it is: http://www.nola.com/society…

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
I'm 71.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
I'm 71. Seriously. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

You must be fun at parties, Troll.

You'd think that people would have had enough of silly Paul hate.
I look around me and I see it isn't so. Oh no.

Croufraj, I guess I'm "stupid in [my] decisions, too, because McCartney is insufferable. But, you have the right to make lame comments as an unregistered poster. It's OK.

Ah, MikeMartz1999; bad blogger, asshole poster. No, I'm not a WoW player, because I'm wealthy, successful, television personality and am, as you hipsters says "kinda busy here."

Who is Derek Cianfrance?
At 23, this American filmmaker wrote, directed and edited his first feature film, "Brother Tied," which was well-received at festivals including Sundance.

Since MikeMartz1999 includes the link to his blog in his profile, I'm not doing any disservice by linking to it: http://ventriloquistenthusi…

I'm Alex Trebek, bitch; I have a hot younger wife and beautiful children. I'm as rich as Croesus, not that I expect you to get the reference. You won't even reach my age because THE BIGGEST BILLY GOAT WILL HAVE KNOCKED YOU OFF THE BRIDGE long before that.

I'm Alex Trebek, bitch. I'm 70, my hot wife is 40, we have gorgeous children and I look amazing. When you're 70, well, you won't be 70, as the biggest billy goat will have knocked you off of the bridge long before then.

Oh, you are SO fucking clever.

Overheard at your class reunion:
"Wow, look how young MikeMartz1999 looks! Not bad for someone who lives under a bridge and yells at goats."
"Too bad he's a dick."

What is this "charmimsa" of which you type, dick?

This AV Club Poster needs to go back under his bridge to harass billy goats.

Go back to your bridge and terrorize billy goats, MikeMartz1999.

MikeMartz1999 - I'm breaking character to tell you that you're a dick. Good for you for writing novels, but that doesn't make you NOT a dick. So you think this movie will bomb and Steve Martin's novel will bomb, but if someone thinks your novels will bomb, you'd likely cry like a little altar boy. Go back under your…

Dave's not here, man.

I'll take "Food" for $400, Alex
This classic Italian pasta casserole dish which consists of alternate layers of pasta, cheese, a sauce, and often other ingredients.

Who is Jim Carrey?
Born January 17, 1962 in Newmarket, Ontario, this actor irritates fellow Canadians and Americans alike.