Who?

Who?

What a dick.

What a dick.

Though if "superfluous crap" meant a Sumatran Rat Monkey turning Hobbits into zombies, I would have actually stood in line to watch this.

Though if "superfluous crap" meant a Sumatran Rat Monkey turning Hobbits into zombies, I would have actually stood in line to watch this.

But my mom says I'm cool.

But my mom says I'm cool.

Thinking about the IMAX potential just made me [SPLORT]

Thinking about the IMAX potential just made me [SPLORT]

Am I the only one who wishes Jackson would go back to making movies like "Dead Alive" and "Meet the Feebles"?

Am I the only one who wishes Jackson would go back to making movies like "Dead Alive" and "Meet the Feebles"?

Kudos would be in order if the A.V. Club constructed a time machine to retroactively log a cameo on Mission Hill or The Critic…two animated series canceled before their time, but also before they ever had a chance to become stale.

Kudos would be in order if the A.V. Club constructed a time machine to retroactively log a cameo on Mission Hill or The Critic…two animated series canceled before their time, but also before they ever had a chance to become stale.

[beat]

[beat]

[packs up surveillance equipment and speeds off in unmarked white van]

[packs up surveillance equipment and speeds off in unmarked white van]

What the hell's that? A lawnmower?

What the hell's that? A lawnmower?