May as well start eating that trash can.

May as well start eating that trash can.

STARBUCKS IS YOUR GOD

STARBUCKS IS YOUR GOD

[Tilda Swinton walks in on Macaulay Culkin masturbating; Macaulay masturbates faster]

[Tilda Swinton walks in on Macaulay Culkin masturbating; Macaulay masturbates faster]

No.

No.

But only when she makes her famous apple crisp.

But only when she makes her famous apple crisp.

This is true, but I think they've found happiness in slavery.

This is true, but I think they've found happiness in slavery.

Kick Ass 2 Ass (if Aronofsky gets desperate).

Kick Ass 2 Ass (if Aronofsky gets desperate).

Somewhere, Miles O'Keefe is doing a happy dance.

Somewhere, Miles O'Keefe is doing a happy dance.

I have to return some videotapes.

I have to return some videotapes.

Only if you believe in Jesus.

Only if you believe in Jesus.