[pisses on pant leg; leaves bathroom awkwardly]

[pisses on pant leg; leaves bathroom awkwardly]

Along with Chazz Palminteri, the young people's favorite.

Along with Chazz Palminteri, the young people's favorite.

From the sound of it, commentary by Harry Dean Stanton would have been preferable.

From the sound of it, commentary by Harry Dean Stanton would have been preferable.

The Hard Way - most underrated buddy comedy of the '90s, and where my love for James Woods began.

The Hard Way - most underrated buddy comedy of the '90s, and where my love for James Woods began.

And for ripping off big chunks of "Escape from Alcatraz."

And for ripping off big chunks of "Escape from Alcatraz."