That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get more weird plastic-y, they stay the same age.

edit: saw the r. kelly joke. your writers are better, bob.

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i ain't afraid of no host city.

FLAGGED

is that why you live in houston?

let the wild rumpus start!

'That Smell' would be more appropriate…

everytime i eat poutine i play the game of thrones.

the perspiration of morbidly obese virgins?

the audience will be…sizable.

Jethro Unsullied

because poor minorities only like antonioni?

heh, says Satan

well, that was cavil.

Comic book movies, every day I come by your house and I pick you up. And we go out. We have a few drinks, and a few laughs, and it's great. But you know what the best part of my day is? For about ten seconds, from when I pull up to the curb and when I get to your door, 'cause I think, maybe I'll get up there and I'll…

what does this have to do with Common?

his penis also favours a national bank, and writes under the name Pubelius.

Lil' Fitty has his coming out party on the same day that Lil' Bow Wow announces his retirement, coincidence?

it's the joe walsh version.