heh heh, that's it.

just the tips.

definitely less than 40 characters, amirite?

UTI!

sorry, i'm out of quarters, you'll have to call collect.

that sounds like a good avclub username @JonahHillsProstheticPenisPower

when i was a teen i saw a black dildo in the middle of the road, after running over it with my skateboard and falling next to it on the ground.

and has a gucci vane

at least he didn't buy you a bow.

lipnicki's his trainer, duh:

HERE'S TWO QUARTERS. CALL SOMEONE WHO CARES.

heh, because he's so short.

i have a DMX story. i saw him in the atlanta airport one time. he was striding back and forth through the terminal DMXing into his phone. it was amazing.

wow

antique cars, hoes, mc abilities, etc.

*middle finger lake* AlienJesus

dude, he's a 26 year old powerlifter:

wow, someone's never seen "like mike."

i once met someone who did P.R. for B.K. my mother-in-law, who was also present, said, "that must be very difficult work." additionally, she told my wife, on our wedding day, that she was making a mistake in marrying me. her mother and i eventually divorced, and i finally married my now wife, my original fiancee…

Newton wanted fewer nads?