emma stone

he kicked him in the penis. he was injured. injured bad.

i guess that's how he magically arrived from vicksburg.

nostalgia for the future…

stonewall jackson's other nickname was bucky.

The A.V. Club

i too love meat and morrissey. i contain multitudes.

Viva Pate

racist!

Rebel Wilson is…Sean Connery

The League of Extraordinary CancerAids

Who's the Drake?

that joke isn't funny anymore.

dutch, swede, keep em out of my housing!

at…white spot?

2nd place is JarJar

adventure people or gtfo!!

they'll just play with them/flush them down your future toilet.

ewok/wookie sex?

you waited for phantom menace, and it was soooo worth it, you can wait again.