on his pale blue dot…

do not pour pedialyte in your baby's rectum!!!!!

uh, the chicks who stole the mic.

You're right, Bernie Sanders supporters are very enthusiastic. They're like a left-wing equivalent of Rand Paul supporters.

Gonorrhea? You wanna trade?

i'm showalter's skinniness, and i'm outta heeeeere.

no, that's michael madsen.

kurt russell looks jackrabbit-esque.

I'm giving serious thought to seeing this at the theater in Grand Rapids.

meeting, tonight, at the big chair in anacostia. 11:30.

Chad!!!

Chad is a future Mason.

Season 3: Starring Chad and ____________?

dash?

comedians complaining about airlines on twitter is the worst.

he'll use a nightstick this time instead of just a regular old south boston stick. so, legal.

///john adams II

remember when spike lee had sex with a car in that ridley scott movie?

1. renounces scientology
2. renounces 'crash'

ice cubes