i have a cousin named sheet metal mcsiding

who pawted?

townes van zandt song?

ken jeong as mick mars, or andy serkis.

dumb.

no, for that part i'm thinking h. jon benjamin, or emma stone.

vince vaughn

somewhere within the hello kitty and wu tang spectrum…everything.

Thanks Mrs. Coen for putting out!

i lived in a shitty town with a shitty video store, and amongst all the other shitty 80s crime pulp shit, they had blood simple. i miss shitty video stores with an occasional diamond in the rough.

[hawk shits on projects conduit]

pharcyde?

who?

being tattoo'd on the beach holding a nerf football never looked so cool, or cool.

you should join facebook.

[takes quiz to find out which celeb is the most better than me]

grand master flash video

true wit

i stole some diapers for the first time yesterday. you know, for kids.

to the white sea or gtfo