would you settle for a doormat? because small.

mom?

it's the hair.

a name like that deserves the respect it deserves dammit

[self-conscious bow]

in my world of overheated vans i would instead be greeted by a stammering eisenberg.

i'd never liked her performances until Clouds…and heh, kristen stewart strokes…heh.

monster.

Cary Grant, wait. You might want to run from that plane.

[smokey cockney laugh]

passing out drunk on the dance floor with your tie on your head?

@milkproofrobot:disqus i wanna hold your hand.

i'll have a sequel out by the time GRRM dawes.

inconceivable!

and he's not even talking about the beach boy album pet sounds.

being irascible and charming in a way that drives Mick Jagger absolutely insane

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Aha!

[crack smiles back i just smoked crack]

[is mayor]

he'll be back on the horse…fingering his sister, in no time.