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What, like some kind of animal?!

What, like some kind of animal?!

Nah, man, think of it this way:  if you wanted to imagine a living thing in its totality, a truly organic universe capable of growth and change, capable of that truest beauty, then at some point, you have to give it an anus.

Nah, man, think of it this way:  if you wanted to imagine a living thing in its totality, a truly organic universe capable of growth and change, capable of that truest beauty, then at some point, you have to give it an anus.

I don't know about the Moby part, but pretty much, yeah.

I don't know about the Moby part, but pretty much, yeah.

If I cut someone's leg off and try eating it, but decide after a few bites that I don't like it, I don't think it should count as cannibalism.  They can still prosecute me for the whole "stealing a leg" thing, but it doesn't seem Hoyle to keep going with the cannibalism charge.

If I cut someone's leg off and try eating it, but decide after a few bites that I don't like it, I don't think it should count as cannibalism.  They can still prosecute me for the whole "stealing a leg" thing, but it doesn't seem Hoyle to keep going with the cannibalism charge.

Well, you're the kind of person who puts Nair on your nipples, so maybe your opinions aren't worth so much?

Well, you're the kind of person who puts Nair on your nipples, so maybe your opinions aren't worth so much?

Whoa whoa whoa.  Sym-Bionic Titan was an incredible piece of work once the show had gotten over its initial hiccups.  I know, I know, it starts out dull, but it turned into a series that was already fulfilling the promise of its premise.

Whoa whoa whoa.  Sym-Bionic Titan was an incredible piece of work once the show had gotten over its initial hiccups.  I know, I know, it starts out dull, but it turned into a series that was already fulfilling the promise of its premise.

It does sound great, but the first thing to pop into my head for that title was that this is some sort of companion piece to The Phantom Tollbooth

That was my general attitude.  This idea, with a few rewrites, makes for a spectacular Gainax miniseries.  As is, it's boring, pretentious, and shallow as a puddle.

Yep.  Except for one scene towards the end, when people start dying because Snyder remembered he had to actually move the plot.